Issues-chan, my Tumblr cat.

He doesn’t look like a mean Mafia boss, and I can’t dress him in a tutu, but he sits in front of the words I type and act bored. He also skips all over the screen, the attention whore. I guess that makes him a proper cat. Hehe. :-)

(Dang it stop hogging the Twitter button!) 

See, he also chases birds.