Health hazard

I’m supposed to be working on this test for a job I’m applying for, and to my luck it’s about religion. At first I thought not reading about religion for the past few years made me stupid about it because I couldn’t understand anything. I used to be a good Catholic schoolgirl and I knew my way around the Bible. Now I just believe what I believe in.

The job is easy but if I get assigned to the client then I’ll be screwed five days out of seven in a week. It will be hard to promote the client’s church when I don’t believe in it. It’s like selling something you don’t like. It will be like telling everyone that smoking is good for you and damn does it smell sexy. (I don’t smoke – I hate it and the smell sticks to me and lives in my clothes for a while even when it’s just second hand smoke.)

What a way to slap myself out of depression.