BFFs

M: (labeling himself on how he goes about life) Ah, yes, a performer, but maybe more of an actor? A magician, perhaps?
A: (I’d call you a friggin’ pansy-ass clown if you weren’t my friend.) Call yourself brilliant.
M: Well, OK. Hey! So will that make me Brilly and you Prilly?
A: (regrets ever letting words out of her mouth)